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Odds-n-Ends :: British children's answers to church school questions:

  • Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
  • The fifth commandment is Humor thy father and mother.
  • Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night.
  • When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.
  • Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
  • Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
  • The Pope lives in a vacuum.
  • Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.
  • The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.
  • Iran is the Bible of Moslems.
  • A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
  • The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.
  • The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
  • It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.

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