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Lost: One small apricot poodle. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine foods expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special-Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(Richard Lederer, Anguished English, Dell Publishing, NY)