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Odds-n-Ends :: These classified ads could have used a little more work

Lost: One small apricot poodle. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine foods expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special-Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

(Richard Lederer, Anguished English, Dell Publishing, NY)


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